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DEFLECTION,a short play by Jenny Kirlin and Kitt Lavoie. Lights rise on the gymnasium of PS 234 in Astoria,MALCOLM DIANE and McKENZIE mid twenties. stand together in a line decked out in matching dodgeball. uniforms each emblazoned with POORTAL The app,for inexpensive doorway solutions. Behind them a sign reads Astoria App Developer,Dodgeball League. Malcolm and Diane face the audience McKenzie stands. between them faced away her head turned over her,shoulder They look badass.
Their faces are mean serious and fierce After a beat. LET S DO THIS,I still don t think this is a good idea. McKenzie spins around revealing a very pregnant belly. Oh we re doing this,I don t want you to get hurt, Stop being a little bitch We have a perfect record We re going to keep our perfect. You re pregnant There has to be a rule against this. There isn t,This play may be performed royalty free. All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. McKenzie shoots him a look,MALCOLM cont d,I checked I don t want to get disqualified. Did your doctor say it was okay,My doctor is a punk.
There was a woman last year who ran a marathon seven months pregnant I can pound a. ball across the court at six and a half,I m just worried about you. We re not at work It doesn t matter if you re worried You re not liable. Well it s the company team,You re not liable I checked. to Malcolm,Well thank you but,to McKenzie,as your friend I m worried That s all. Listen I m the best player we ve got, You were the best player But there s a reason Karl took your place on the team. Not because he s a better player than me,This play may be performed royalty free.
All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. No but he s a lot less pregnant than you,And he doesn t work here anymore so GAME ON. She s right Now that Karl is at Transapption we don t have a chance of beating Thrifty. gress without her I heard they demolished Citygrazr last week They re monsters. McKenzie hops up and down shaking out her hands, And we re going to beat them so hard they re going to have to dissolve their corporate. charter and look for jobs on MONSTERS DOT COM,she pumps her fist. McKenzie you know how much I want to beat Thrifty gress And I know they d like to. beat us after we beat them for the rights to sell through DomicIsle I m just saying our. company is twice the size of theirs now so maybe it s okay if we don t win a schoolyard. game under the circumstances,It s a perfect season. It s a cost benefit Malcolm, Yeah the cost is our perfect season and the benefit is we keep our perfect season.
They re undefeated too If we lose to them they re going to win the championship. Maybe we can call Roxanne and see if she can get down here. Roxanne That girl s a good programmer but she s like if a china tea cup had. osteoporosis I m playing We are not losing to them I am not watching Tabitha hold that. trophy over her fat fucking head,This play may be performed royalty free. All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. Whoa CelebrateMySize,She can celebrate my ass,Who s Tabitha. She s a bully,I think you re being a bully, It s not bullying to stand up to a bully That s standing up for yourself She doesn t like. the positions I chose She can choose her own That s my life That s not her life And. she can keep her stupid mouth shut StandUpForYourself. Where do you even know her from,Like debate class,No Lamaze class. My life my choices,She s pregnant,This play may be performed royalty free.
All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. Why didn t you say that before, It is not my job to tell you who is knocked up at Thrifty gress. I am really not okay with this,I am not throwing a ball at a pregnant woman. Oh yes you will,I could maybe catch it if she threw it at me. re throwing at Tabitha,Yes you will,No I won t,She starts in at Malcolm. You scared, You scared you re going to get beat by a pregnant woman and everyone s going to say.
you re not a real man,Because I think that s what they re going to say. This play may be performed royalty free, All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. I m not scared of babies if that s what you heard, I didn t say anything about babies I was talking about pregnant women And you for. positive sure were fine with them throwing balls at me. That s different, One that wasn t me throwing balls at a pregnant lady And two I could protect you. I don t need your protection, Yeah well I d protect you and your baby and if you heard different I want to know who.
you heard different from,Oh come on Man up the both of you. You want to tell your kid it s brain damaged because some girl named Tabitha knocked. you out with a dodgeball,He s right, No one s getting brain damaged They re throwing the ball from way over there. re the distance between her and Diane, It s not like they re throwing it from this close A equals V squared minus U squared over. two S Deceleration bitch, Well I m not taking any chances I m not whipping balls at some pregnant woman s. Then aim at her head,This play may be performed royalty free.
All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. I m not going to aim, You don t have to spend your Saturdays with her for the next six weeks. Just breathe okay, McKenzie does that whistle y Lamaze breathing thing. You re getting yourself all worked up and they haven t even shown up yet. Are you guys on my side Or not,definitively,You can t play Mac. I m not going to let you play just to get back at some girl in your Lamaze class. You re not liable Malcolm checked,Not legally But it would be a PR disaster. She s right,Plus P S I don t want you to get hurt,Or your baby to get hurt.
This play may be performed royalty free, All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. What do you care It s not your baby,Yes I am aware of that. You cannot win without me You said that yourself,Then what are we going to do. We forfeit,And lose our perfect record,Of course You chicken out of everything Malcolm. I don t chicken, You chicken like a cluck cluck chicken cluck chicken cluck cluck.
I don t chicken Did you ever think that maybe you just don t give people a chance to not. chicken Like some sort of very fast bird that always runs away Like a A. Roadrunner,No that s a cartoon,This play may be performed royalty free. All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. But like on a farm,Like a turkey A duck, Peregrine falcon Like a peregrine falcon You just peregrine falcon away before people. have a chance to decide anything,I am not a falcon. Why couldn t you just be a swan Just be a swan Or a puffin And stand by your man. Diane looks back and forth between them,Wait You re together. Not anymore He chicken falconed away because he didn t want to have a baby So I m. not so sure why he s suddenly acting like Mr Mom,Malcolm shakes his head.
That s not fair,Am I the only one who didn t know,MALCOLM MCKENZIE. I just said we should think about it,This play may be performed royalty free. All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. Like everyone knew, Well I should have known You re supposed to register your relationship with the. company This opens us up to all kinds of liability. Diane we re a five person company Four now that Karl is at Transapption This is not. some corporate fucking crisis, I didn t found this company to be a five hand start up. and we re charted for growth And dress for the job you want. Keep your pants on It s Saturday We re not at work And we were certainly not at work. any of the times he was in danger of putting a baby in me. Except that one time,Well except that one time,But mind your business.
Well excuse me but I am minding my business,Your wordplay isn t adorable. Is it Karl s baby,This play may be performed royalty free. All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. Is that why he left,Because that would explain it,That plus the higher salary and better title sure. You wouldn t lie to me about this, I would because it s none of your business But I m not now. So it is his,Because that would explain it,He just didn t like working here.
He never said anything to me,Well he quit,This play may be performed royalty free. All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. He said he got a better salary and title,like I was saying. Well then maybe that was it, Did he say anything to you about not liking it here. So he did like it,I don t know,But then why did he leave. I don t know,So he didn t like it,I don t know,Why wouldn t he have liked it.
Maybe because of this,Because of what,This play may be performed royalty free. All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. This what He didn t like dodgeball He didn t have to be on the team. Because of this We re all impressed we really are Diane that you put everything into. founding this company And we understand that this is your life But this is our job And. the things that happen away from our job are none of your business. So it is Karl s,A beat McKenzie looks Malcolm in the eye. Because I would have had a baby with you if that s what you wanted I want to have a. baby with you I ll have this baby with you if that s what you wanted. That s not what I wanted, Well you asked me to have a baby with you so at some point you wanted. Then why did you ask, I didn t I said I think I want to have a baby And you said Are you sure we can afford. it with what we make,This play may be performed royalty free.
All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. And that s a reasonable question to ask I wasn t saying I didn t want to have a baby with. you Or even that I didn t want one with you now I was just saying that we should think. through the contingencies I m the guy that checked about the liability of the company. dodgeball team remember Contingencies are like my thing. And your salaries are very reasonable for a start up our size with the option structure we. agreed on If you stayed on four years with our growth tracking the way it is you could. afford to have all the babies you want, I wasn t hesitating I was starting to think about how and what could go wrong and how. to keep it from going wrong That s how I start doing things That wasn t me saying I. don t know That was me saying yes, But it wasn t me asking I didn t say will you have a baby with me I said I think I. want to have a baby And you started problem solving with your contingencies about. crib safety data But that was the beginning of a speech I had been working on for a. month I think I want to have a baby And I have been thinking about it and what it. would look like And when I think about it Malcolm you re not there. That is where I started in that conversation Not where I ended up. Well you packed your bags that night and two months later you were pregnant So I. guess it didn t matter who As long as it wasn t me. No I knew who,That was part of the speech too, So you wrote a speech about who you were fucking and I didn t get to hear it because I. interrupted it with plans about how we were going to have a family together. Not fucking I once One time and then I knew I didn t want to do it again until I had. settled things with you,This play may be performed royalty free. All theaters producers must obtain permission to perform this play before production by sending a request to oneacts cryhavoccompany org. Lights rise on the gymnasium of PS 234 in Astoria Queens MALCOLM DIANE and McKENZIE mid twenties stand together in a line decked out in matching dodgeball uniforms each emblazoned with POORTAL The app for inexpensive doorway solutions Behind them a sign reads Astoria App Developer Dodgeball League Malcolm and Diane face the audience McKenzie stands between them faced

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